Three guys go to heaven after dying.. St. Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates. He asks the first if he had ever cheated on his wife. The guy says, "Yes I only did it once though." St. Peter then gave him a Pinto to drive... (dont ask) (:
St.Peter asked the second guy the same question. He said, "I never have, but in all honesty I had thoughts of it." St. Peter gives him a Cadillac to drive...
St. Peter asked the third guy the same question. The third guy answers, "honestly, I never have or ever thought about it." St. Peter then gives him a Rolls Royce to drive...
The guy driving the Pinto and the guy driving the Cadillac are cruising around one day and passed the Guy with the Rolls Royce on the side of the road...
He's sitting there crying... so they stop and go back and ask the guy, after having a Rolls Royce, why was he crying?.. He then said the car was fine but he had just passed his wife on the side of the road pushing a skateboard...